There was a ginger cat who, despite all odds, was serving as a gunner on a spaceship headed to Mars. An alien is on the horizon, but the gunner knows what needs to be done. And so he put down his guns, for there was nothing he could say.
He then meowed so loudly the neighbours woke up. The neighbour shot a bolt of supercharged plasma at him, which was nimbly dodged. "Darn, that was really close," the neighbour says, disappointed at the missed shot. Until it hits a wall behind it causing it to topple over.
He cried for his dog's friend to help him up. But they pull out a gun, uttering the iconic opening line from Fallout New Vegas, pointing it at their "friend". "Bazinga," they say, gun in hand. The enemy is utterly confused - so much so that it is still and unmoving. As confused as the enemy is, the narrator and everyone else is even more confused.
